Rosie Corriette

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  • The Voices: Black Comedy to the Core

    The Voices: Black Comedy to the Core

    As me and my friend Carley walked back to Leicester Square tube station after the special preview screening of The Voices a few weeks ago, we kept joking it was going to be interesting writing the review, the invite said a black comedy with dark humor, my cup of tea, however it was soon apparent that this was no ordinary film and I spent most of the 103 minutes trying to keep up with the story and also at just how crazy and surreal the whole film was.

    The Voices Collage

    Jerry (Ryan Reynolds) is an affable singleton who works on the factory floor at a bathtub factory – let the record show that I want a Pink Milton , ever eager to get along with his co-workers, especially Fiona (Gemma Arterton) and Lisa (Anna Kendrick) from accounts. After work Jerry goes home to his pet cat, Mr. Whiskers, and loyal dog Bosco, where the three of them hang out, watch TV and discuss the day’s events. When one night he accidentally kills Fiona, Jerry hastily covers his tracks, under the strict advice of the subversive Mr. Whiskers. But Jerry is already beyond the reach of his well-meaning psychiatrist Dr. Warren (Jacki Weaver) and things are also looking bad for Lisa, who has taken a shine to Jerry. Despite Bosco trying to keep Jerry on the straight and narrow, Mr. Whiskers seems to be the loudest voice in Jerry’s head and soon events have spiraled and salvation is all Jerry can hope for.

    Boscoe and Mr Whiskers

    The film is in no way for the faint hearted what with decapitated heads in the fridge chatting away, but it also has ridiculously funny comedy – all I’m going to say is I NEED my very own Milton’s pink overalls. For me the what I enjoyed most is seeing just how different Ryan Reynolds is from his acting style right through to how he carries himself, there’s not a hint of romcom here.

    Ryan Reynolds and Gemma Arterton

    The film will have you scratching your head and questioning your morals (Ok I admit I probably laughed at Mr Whiskers a bit too much) not to mention giving every creepy guy who’s ever had a seemingly innocent crush on you side eyes and a wide birth.

    The Voices is oh so weird in more ways than I thought possible for a film but weird in a very good way, it all comes together in an altered reality that isn’t that out there which is probably what people find most disturbing… Oh and don’t even think about leaving before the credits otherwise you’ll miss out on the ‘Happy Song’.

    The Voices is in selected cinemas nationwide now.

  • Natural Light with VELUX Windows and Accessories

    Natural Light with VELUX Windows and Accessories

    Believe it or not but with the clocks going forward on Sunday, Spring is here; and with the lighter evenings it makes me really want to make the most of light in the house.

    I’d always been under the impression that living in a ground floor maisonette meant that I’d never be able to take full advantage of light from above; however I’ve discovered that skylights are a real possibility for a side extension in a kitchen and with VELUX blinds they can become a real design feature of the room maximizing the light flowing into the room but also preventing glare.

    VELUX

    The theme of our home interiors is white – yes I know that may seem crazy with a three year old but I can honestly say it’s never been a problem. For me white is the complete opposite of bland, I love how white on white layering works to give a room so much depth, plus it’s so simple to change the look of a room just by adding or removing an accent colour, with VELUX blinds and window accessories the possibilities are endless and with their unique and oh so simple fitting, a room can be transformed in a matter of minutes.

    I love light in the house any which way I can get it, so the idea of adding skylights to draw as much natural light into the kitchen where let’s face it, I spend a lot of time is great – because if I’m honest if I’m not blogging, cooking dinner and talking on the phone then I’m not doing it right, ha!

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  • Ways for helping your child fall asleep

    When it comes to sleeping, children can be a tad moody. According to a recent research, by the age of 2, children have spent most of the time sleeping than awake. Almost, 40% of the kids will spend their time asleep. Sleep is a must for a child’s mental and physical development. So follow these simple ways for your child to have a great bedtime.

    1. It is always better to avoid your child from those big meals close to bedtime. Give them something which is light and rich in nutrients. Make sure your baby doesn’t consume anything that contains caffeine. It reduces the sleeping hours of a child. So keep away your little one from it

    2. It is better to avoid your kid from all those stimulating activities after dinner

    3. Set a time and warn your child may be once or twice before its actual bed time for him/her to go and sleep

    4. It is always better to avoid scary tv programmes and films as this will affect the child’s development of brain and activates negative energy. So make sure you read his/her favorite book every night. This gives children a positive vibe.

    5. Avoid singing lullaby or rocking to make your child sleep, because in case if your child wakes in the middle of the night he/she may need you to sing or rock back to sleep.

    6. Make sure the room temperature in which your child sleeps shouldn’t be too cold or too warm.

    7. Give your child some of his/her favourite toys and convince them by telling that their toys also sleep along with them. This will make them feel protective.

    These are a few tips which will definitely help every mum to get their child to sleep. Usually when my little one falls asleep, I have a little me time for myself. Me time is great as there’s lots you can do; watch television, chat with friends on Facebook, and play online bingo.

    Lots of Mums have been playing on this site GameVillage Bingo for quite a while now. It has got some attractive offers, splendid games and huge jackpots which can tempt you to play bingo on this site regularly. Apart from bingo games they also have a in-house bingo radio in which you get to listen some great music whenever you’re playing. So ladies follow these tips to help your child fall asleep and once they’re snoring play online bingo- a game filled with fun. Click here and read more about GameVillage Bingo .

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  • Precious Moments: Play Dates and Popcorn

    Precious Moments: Play Dates and Popcorn

    Today was a big day in the world of Boo, today Boo had her best friend from nursery over for a play date this afternoon. She’s been on play dates a few times, but this was the first time hosting.

    Listening to Boo as I opened the front door and let them scamper in was priceless “This is my bedroom , and here’s the living room and the bathroom is here, and if you need a wee wee I will take you”- she was positively giddy with pride and happiness that she, Queen Boo of the Universe had a friend over to play.

    The afternoon was delightful but rather uneventful; the usual cupcake decorating, dress up, jumping on beds and watching Disney – but that’s what was so lovely; watching them play it dawned on me… The art of friendship is timeless. No internet connection or latest must have toys just two little girls finding their way in the common play space and helping each other to love, learn, laugh and grow.

    Girls busy in the kitchen

    Also it’s another milestone and one that I was happy to see, no reluctance to see her become old enough for lasting friendships – but I’d be quite happy if we could slow it all down… No amount of prep will soften that my baby is four in less than four months!

    Life seems so fast, I seek comfort in the ordinary moments; it’s almost as if I store them up in the memory bank for when life seems hectic or more often when Boo is ill and I’m questioning if she’ll ever be ‘ok’ – this afternoon shows she as normal as can be…

    Towards the end of the social soiree for two, they sat me down (imagine what you will as to who was in charge for those five minutes, ha!) and asked when they could have a sleepover…WOAH hold your horses ladies, you need to ease me into this whole mummy to a big girl thing! Plus I’m quite content with kicking back and indulging in popcorn and Beauty and The Beast on a springy Monday afternoon.

    Play Dates and Popcorn

  • Hogwarts Express Arrives at Warner Brother’s Studio Tour

    Hogwarts Express Arrives at Warner Brother’s Studio Tour

    A couple of weeks ago we were super lucky to get one of the first sneak peaks of the new Hogwarts Express as part of Platform 9 ¾ which opened to the public on March 19th; a friend invited both Boo and I along to a ‘Nearest and Dearest’ tour on Tuesday evening.

    We found it super easy to find, with clear signposting from the M25 with ample car parking which is always good.

    I have to admit I was a little skeptical as to whether Boo knew enough about Harry Potter to enjoy the tour: how wrong I was – from the minute we arrived she was so excited, obviously watching some of the earlier films at home with me over Christmas had been enough to for her to be hooked, she kept asking if we were going to see Harry and Dobby? How adorable!

    Warner Brothers and Starbucks

    First things first I was so happy to see Starbucks and a restaurant before you begin the studio tour, which is great as it gave us a chance to refuel after the drive and the children had a play.

    Harry Potter Great Hall Doors

    The tour itself is almost indescribable, yes I like Harry Potter so I knew I’d enjoy it on a certain level but I wasn’t prepared for the whole scale of the experience, from walking into the great hall, to flying on broomsticks, to Diagon Alley – everything was so real, it wasn’t just a case of feeling as if you were in the films it was more that these did in fact exist, the level of detail I think is what sets this apart from anything I’ve ever experienced.

    Diagon Alley

    Weasley's Puking Pastilles

    The new Platform 9 ¾ with the Hogwarts Express was amazing and was my favourite part of the tour; the steam train is amazing and you can even go inside one of the carriages which Boo loved. The platform is so realistic and you can have a photo of you crashing into the wall with a trolley – brilliant!

    Look what's pulled into Platform 9 3/4

    Harry Pottet Studio Tour: Hogwarts Express

    Mummy and Boo at Platform 9 3/4

    Butterbeer was as peculiar as I imagined yet also tasty, let’s just say Boo was reluctant to share! And then it was time to have the iconic snap on Privet Drive…

    Butterbeer - a Wizards favourite

    Harry Potter's Muggle House

    The tour wins on so many levels for Mummy and Boo, it’s not often that we can enjoy a day out that we both enjoy in a different ways but still come away with happy memories, definitely plenty of Kodak moments created thanks to Warner Brothers.